You just created a potato golem to fight a dragon. He’s gonna get fried.

outofcontextdnd:

-rouge to artificer using a custom golem creating device that uses the most abundant material in range. In a potato store house.


grizandnorm:

Tuesday Tips - FOLDSMore on folds today. I will eventually cover all types of folds but today is about simple folds on everyday clothes (t-shirt, jeans). The key is to know what to expect and then applying what you know to simplify what you see in front of you (when life drawing). A lot of the folds dynamics on shirts and jeans come from the “memory” of the fabric itself. Denim is thick and is likely to keep some form of wrinkles or folds around certain areas (knees). A lot of zig-zag patterns around the knee is very likely. When pushed down on the feet, the denim fabric will bunch up and combine with the zig-zag pattern. Shirts and t-shirts will react to the twist and pull of the arms and torso. Identify where the pull (or tension) is coming from and work from it. I tend to draw the seams because they clearly express the volumes underneath.Norm

grizandnorm:

Tuesday Tips - FOLDS

More on folds today. I will eventually cover all types of folds but today is about simple folds on everyday clothes (t-shirt, jeans). The key is to know what to expect and then applying what you know to simplify what you see in front of you (when life drawing). A lot of the folds dynamics on shirts and jeans come from the “memory” of the fabric itself. Denim is thick and is likely to keep some form of wrinkles or folds around certain areas (knees). A lot of zig-zag patterns around the knee is very likely. When pushed down on the feet, the denim fabric will bunch up and combine with the zig-zag pattern. Shirts and t-shirts will react to the twist and pull of the arms and torso. Identify where the pull (or tension) is coming from and work from it. I tend to draw the seams because they clearly express the volumes underneath.

Norm


roachpatrol:

elanorpam:

wellmanicuredman:

veritasunae:

entropysamples:

mamzellemat:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Human Victim of Capitalism

Human Cancer Patient.

It is I, the Corpse On Life Support!!!!! ahahahahaI sound more like a villain…

i am the magnetic victim of capitalism

never fear, the cop who gets away with murder is here

bad motherfucking customer service representative
it knows. it knows my life. 

roachpatrol:

elanorpam:

wellmanicuredman:

veritasunae:

entropysamples:

mamzellemat:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Human Victim of Capitalism

Human Cancer Patient.

It is I, the Corpse On Life Support!!!!! ahahahaha
I sound more like a villain…

i am the magnetic victim of capitalism

never fear, the cop who gets away with murder is here

bad motherfucking customer service representative

it knows. it knows my life. 



Track Title: Sweet Dreams are Made of Seven Nation Army

Artist: Eurythmics VS The White Stripes

siggymcpissyface:

hasanashomestucklair:

stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

I hate to be that person but I was listening to this while scrolling down my dash and suddenly this gif from this post came up and I ?????????????

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oHH MY GOOODDDD


the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD


davidmichaelbennett:

Our new live show DVD is almost here! Robot antics galore!


pompous-panda:

cloud-answers:

averagedopeydope:

cookierobotgaming:

zombimanos:

iraffiruse:

Twisted Speedo

I tried not to reblog this. I REALLY did.

You have to believe me, I tried…

CookieMonster2014

I support him

he has my vote.

this is gold. 


tigermonster97:

hinatas-husband:

boyfurriend:

boyfurriend:

boyfurriend:

boyfurriend:

boyfurriend:

i have one of those maximum boom balls and im really tempted to know whats inside of it. im gonna cut it open

imageok one layer down

imagewtf is inside the ball???

imageUH

image….

Him Free

ARE YOU SHITTING ME


snoozingdragon:

Okay everyone so I need book recommendations for what to put on my Kindle. Help me out Tumblr? Here’s a list of books I REALLY enjoy to give you an idea of genre/storyline/etc.

Eragon, The Night Angels Trilogy, The Kiesha’ra, Vladimir Todd, Maximum Ride, Animorphs, Badass Faeries, A Great and Terrible Beauty

So basically magic, shapeshifters,assassins, dragons, and general fantasy please!